The Characters

PITHUAHUA
Pithuahua was the darling of celebrity internet dogs and the third most famous dog in the country — according to Instagram’s CEO and co-founder, Kevin Systrom. That is of course, until the incident with another celebrity dog, Eduardo El Guapo, ruined his social media status.

CHASE
Chase had it all. The car, the loft, the lifestyle — all paid for by his dog’s sponsors, dog’s public appearances, and dog’s merchandise. After the incident, Chase lost everything and was forced to move in with his mom.

Karen’s lifestyle is not exactly conducive to having her kid move back home. She did her parenting, and now she’s a single, sexy and independent woman enjoying life.

JACK
Jack is the best thing that's happened to Chase. They really hit it off! Unfortunately for Chase, Jack gets around.

MARY
Mary was the dog's personal assistant and primary caretaker -- before the incident. After the incident, Mary had to find another job. Chase could no longer pay her.

Sterling is a famous poet. He’s Chase’s favorite poet, and the two of them happen to run into each other on Grindr. The date was actually a threesome as Chase must bring Pithuahua almost everywhere he goes.